Little Uglydog Pink*

Bowow? Uglydog is the ultimate pet too. He won't fetch the paper
for you, but he'll make your day feel like a front-page story! Uglydog
doesn't really like to sit or fetch or roll over and all that stuff. Beg? No
thanks. What he really likes to do is stand on his tail and live out his big
dream…to be just like you!!!

Except for the waking up early part.